Retirement/Birthday T-Shirt — “Warning Grumpy Old Git Contains Memory Loss & Swearing”

Because Retirement Deserves a Sense of Humour

Retirement: the only job where doing nothing is the full-time position! This funny retirement T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s swapped early mornings and office meetings for lie-ins and garden naps. Whether they’re counting down the days or already living the dream, this tee is a brilliant way to mark the occasion with a chuckle.

Printed on soft cotton and available in sizes from Small to 3XL, it’s ideal for relaxed days, celebratory parties or just reminding everyone that they’ve officially clocked out—for good.

Available in black, white, red, navy, pink or royal blue.

🎁 Perfect For:
✔ Retirement parties and leaving gifts
✔ Grandads, dads, colleagues, or friends
✔ Anyone who’s earned the right to put their feet up
✔ Light-hearted photos and farewell celebrations